REASONS WHY I HATE COFFEE SHOPS.

1.Because they don’t serve kaapi..but caawfee.
2.Because they don’t serve water but just caawfee.(even if you order a chicken crosissant.)
3.Because their chicken croissants usually suck.
4.Because they promise to serve with a smile failing which you get your coffee FREE!
5.Because they never do smile. And when you point to that big advertisement on their cool purple wall they flash a fake, obnoxious toothy grin.
6.Because they play lousy music.
7.Because my friends dedicate this lousy music to each other.
8.Because chirpy teens and annoying couples hog the huge couch for long periods of time, oblivious to large groups in dire need of that kind of space.
9.Because No matter which state, city or metropolis; the topography of these coffee shops rarely undergoes alteration. They are always purple, orange or mocha.
10.Because I have a problem with the word “hanging out.”
11.Because I once got asked out in a coffee shop.
12.Because I’m bored of all the coffee shops.
13Because I think tea is any day a better beverage than coffee.
14.Because I still continue going to coffee shops.

PS: this outburst has nothing to do with the fact that I turned a year older and suddenly seem to have gained a more mature perspective on life. Next up might be why I hate malls.